In case this entry's title wasn't enough of a clue, I'm restless tonight. I've been having way too much fun toying with mad ideas. Scroll down this first link to meet Kotie. This virtual scuba instructor is far more intriguing than poor old Eliza.

Me: My name is fugi.
Kotie: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, fugi.

Me: Nice work with [audio] pronunciation! Please tell whomever reads these logs that SitePal's "live chat" tech support is very disappointing. (post-edit: nobody for 10+ minutes; closed client)
Kotie: Thank you for your kindness.Thank you for your request. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.

Me: Is this a generic AI or is it better customized?
Kotie: No, this is real life.

Me: I doubt that. At least chat bots have made significant advances since the days of Eliza.
Kotie: Why are you so skeptical? Chatterbots rule.

Me: Does this script have problems with recursive loops?
Kotie: Indeed this script have problems with recursive loops does.

Me: Is there a limit to the number of keywords?
Kotie: I do a lot more than match keywords.

Me: Can you please tell me more?
Kotie: Thank you for your request. That's all I have to say about it.

Me: Fair enough. Do registered customers for AI have access to their session's log files?
Kotie: You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. I'm sorry, Diver, I don't have enough information. There might be more than one.

Me: What is the optimal scripting language for customizing a SitePal AI?
Kotie: I will search for it.

Me: Thank you.
Kotie: you are quite welcome.

Me: /exit
Kotie: Bye bye.