This should need no explanation.

**sigh**

Oh, alright. If you absolutely insist...

I've got more arms and legs than you.

What? You don't believe me?

Very well, then. Have it your way.

I was The Lady in the Lake.

Yes, I was.

Really, I was! See? I've still got dishpan hands after all these centuries!

Oh, I see. You're not buying that one, either. Fine.

I was King Arthur's favorite chamber maid.

Shhhh... Can't have the rest of them getting jealous now, can we?

More doubting? You are a cynical git, aren't you?

I've had about enough of your condescension.

Click here already, dammit!

Comedic genius George Carlin analyzes and re-configures The Ten Commandments into a simpler, more manageable format. Replies are disabled for this clip because life's too short to deal with potential trolls. Besides, trolls don't taste very good and they tend to give me major intestinal distress. ;oD

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